I Heart Jessi Klein

Check out Jessi Klein's presidential debate blog. Hilarious.

I have no clue what I feel like doing tonight. Does this seem repetetive? Didn't I say this same thing yesterday? Sure, it's not even lunchtime yet, but I'm fixating on making plans for the gradually approaching evening. Movie? Maybe....let's check out my options.

1) DiG!
I like the documentaries, unless they try to be too educational, like talking about Chernobyl and sh*t (I kid...don't want to come off as insensitive, not my style). I've never listened to the Brian Jonestown Massacre, but have been a fan of the Dandy's for a while. Should be interesting...

2) I Heart Huckabees
A movie about existential detectives...might just be crazy enough to work. It's got a great cast and director (if you haven't seen "Flirting w/ Disaster"...you should) but what if it's too "out there" for me. I don't want to have to lie and say I liked it when in fact I didn't really get it ("Waking Life").

3) Ladder 49
I love Joaquin, but don't like Travolta. I'm torn. Oh wait, this movie doesn't look interesting to me. I've made my decision- pass.

4) Shark Tale
Everyone thinks I'm crazy, but I just can't get into animated movies. I guess I'm just too mature.

5) Criminal
John C. Reilly. Diego Luna. Maggie Gyllenhaal. I'm in.

So even if I decide to see a movie, I don't know what I want to see. Either option 1, 2, or 5. Or I could go to a bar. I have no money, so that's probably not the best idea. I tend to go balls out at bars....w/ no regard for how much money I have in the ol' banking account. Did I just say "balls out"?

Queer Eye for the Macedonian Guy. Article on "Alexander"...again, I just liked the title...they pose the question, is it too bisexual or not bisexual enough? Interesting query...what do y'all (or as Britney writes- ya'll) think?
R.